Rather rules. Well, someone who called the Howard Stern show thinks he does, anyway. From The New York Observer.
Do You Have Brian Williams in a Can?
STERN: Fantastic. Hello, who is this? You slept with three midgets?
CALLER: Yes I did. It was amazing.
STERN: Now tell me about it. How did you meet them?
CALLER: Well, I was at this bar, and I saw them walk in, and I walked right up to them, and I said, "DAN RATHER RULES! CBS NEWS ROCKS!"
CALLER: You're an idiot! Long live CBS News!
DELL'ABATE (interjecting): That was a prank, Howard.