Kris and Ozzy: Father and Son?
This just in: Kris Osborn the handsome hunk that works on CNN has decided to join Ozzy Osborne's family.
It seems as though he thinks his own biological family is to sweet and old-fashioned, and he wants more excitement in his life. He and his newly adoptive father Ozzy have been hang'in out bonding in the bathroom and making heavy medal music together. Ozzy is so happy to finally have a intelligent normal child for once, and Kris Osborn is so happy to be in a family of a bunch of cool freaks. Kris has always been known to have a freaky cool side that he just couldn't show to his nice normal family. Now that Kris is shouting at the Devil with Ozzy on a regular basis he is so much more happier with his lifestyle. Stay tuned for more on this story.
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