Friday, November 21, 2003

People Magazine Best Issue Ever

Sunshine Says: Johnny Depp is one hot man, but Dr. Sanjay Gupta is one hotter man and Sunshine says they are both in this issue of people so be sure and get you a copy, and that is what Sunshine says. Oh and by the way the Gupta Girls are mentioned in this issue.

Posted By Sunshine

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Jon Stewart

I'm not sure if he's really an InfoHunk but he sometimes refers to his show as the fake news, so maybe he's a fake InfoHunk. If you're a fan, there are no shortage of sites devoted to Jon Stewart and The Daily Show for you to enjoy.

What there is a shortage of, as every InfoHunk enthusiast well knows, is shirtless pics of news correspondents. In Stewart's case, fans are in luck. Thanks to his having hosted the Grammy Awards one year, there is no shortage of shirtless and pantless (!) pics of Jon Stewart. We are truly fortunate in this regard.

An article in the LA Times Magazine that I read a while back (alas, I couldn't find a link) suggested that some men appreciate Jon Stewart for making them feel better about their bodies by daring to go bare with a less than perfectly toned and sculpted body on tv. If this is true, it's just one more reason why he's cool.

Fans are also rather fortunate to have photographic evidence of Stewart's early eighties pre-news correspondent hair style, shown here next to his current coiffure for comparison purposes.

Monday, November 17, 2003

Santa At CNN

Sorry won't be getting any presents this year. It seems as though Santa has been spending all his time working at CNN instead of making toys like he is suppose to do. All the disappointed children out there should write CNN and tell Santa how ticked they are.

Posted By Sunshine

Sunday, November 16, 2003

Dr Gupta is Pregnant

This just in. Dr. Sanjay Gupta has found a way for a man to actually carry a baby. Sources say he has used his own body for the medical experiment. This is actually the first time in the history of man that a male has ever been able to conceive a child. Dr. Gupta used his own body for the medical experiment, because no other man was brave enough to volunteer. There are many women who are claiming they are the father of this child. Sources say that a unidentified woman named Guava could possibly be the father, but another unidentified woman who goes by the online user name of Sunshine claims she impregnated the handsome doc. Now the most commonly asked question in the news is “Who got Dr. Gupta pregnant?” Women are coming out of the wood works claiming to be the father, but no one knows if they are telling the truth. Stay tuned for updates on this story.