Saturday, October 25, 2003

A Message from Scarlet Termite to Bill Hemmer

I am 86% Evil Genius

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night
devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until
all living souls bend to my will.

Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com
Think I can attract Bills' attention now?

A Birthday Poem For Sanjay


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I dig you doc
I’m blowing a kiss at you
You’re Birthday just passed
You’re now 34
If you get lonely
Come knock on my door

By Ann Stewart
In case you didn't know Dr. Gupta's Birthday was on Oct. 23rd, so I wrote this silly little poem for him.

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Two Hot Weather Men


When it is cold wet and ugly outside the best thing to do to get warm and have a good smile on your face is to turn on to CNN and see the weather men. Rob Mariano is the hottest meteorologist on CNN. In the early morning hours and on the weekend I have noticed him to be on. Chad Myers is on American Mornings. I have grown quite fond of Chad Myers happy–go-lucky humor in the morning. Even when the weather is bad, he can be manage to chipper, and I would think that would be kinda hard, because Chad has to wake up so early in the morning. It’s just my opinion but two of the hottest meteorologists on TV are CNN’s Chad Myers and Rob Marciano. I think they are infohunk worthy. What do you think?
Post by Ann Stewart

Monday, October 20, 2003

Speculation on Why Bill Hemmer Hasn’t Found a Woman


Ann Stewart: You know there are so many women that want to be Bill Hemmer’s wife. I have no idea why he seems to be having a hard time finding a woman. Look at how many women what him. Dang Jet’s even talking about her good childbearing hips.

Scarlet Termite: Maybe his breath reeks

Ann Stewart: I sure hope not, but it's possible.

JOY: I WONDER HOW MANY MOLES BILL HEMMER HAS ON HIS ASS? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD WRITE HIM AN EMAIL ANN AND ASK HIM?

Scarlet Termite: He's got so many moles on his ass it looks like somebody’s yard.

Ann Stewart: This is funny. Scarlet have you seen his ass?